A rock journalist in Britain has published his list of the Worst Rock Lyrics of All Time.  Johnny Sharp has included the Black Eyed Peas, Snap, the Cranberries, the Crystals, Donna Summer, and Billy Joel in his top ten.  Here are the top four: 

#4:  Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me - "you got the peaches, I got the cream"
#3:  Bob Dylan - Ballad Of A Thin Man - "Now you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word 'now'
And you say, for what reason? And he says, 'how?'
And you say, what does this mean? And he screams back, 'you're a cow'
Give me some milk or else go home."
#2:  America - Horse With No Name - "After nine days, I let the horse run free 'cos the desert had turned to sea. There were plants and birds and rocks and things ..."
#1:  Steve Miller Band - The Joker - "Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree. Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time. Ooh yeah baby I'll sure show you a good time"

Sharp's book, Crap Lyrics, will be published on June 1st.