Your nominees are…

The guy who saw cops coming into a grocery store and ran to the back room to hide in the ceiling, because he had warrants. He fell through the ceiling. The cops were NOT there for him.

YOUR WINNERS!! The two guys from the US department of energy who stopped at a hotel for the night, leaving their plutonium in their rental car in the parking lot. Where it was stolen.

The guy at a Virginia gym who called the cops over a hard pick set in a pickup basketball game.