Here are your nominees:


A robber in Minnesota forgot to pull the mask up over his face before robbing a bank.


A 79-year-old man called 911 to complain about two hookers. He said they failed to satisfy him sexually, but took his $500 anyways. Police had to explain to him that the incident did not constitute a robbery, but decided not to charge him with solicitation.


A Singaporean man was caught trying to smuggle kitten in his pants. He was busted trying to smuggle the felines into Malaysia when customs officials heard ‘meowing’ coming from a large bulge in his trousers.


AND THE WINNER IS!…..A man in Rio de Janiero tried to rob a woman while she waited for an Uber. What went wrong? HE did it using a cardboard gun and the woman was an MMA fighter. Click here to see how it ended.