Your winner is:

The woman who bought a box of potatoes for $100 after a guy driving a truck with a sign taped to the side saying ‘Black Friday Sale’ told her it was an iPhone.

Your other nominees this week:

The guy in Vancouver who was pulled over with both his cellphone and his tablet attached to his steering wheel.

The guy who, first thing upon being released from prison, tried to steal a TRAIN. Which is far more difficult that it seems.

The woman who got into a Twitter conversation with Keanu Reeves (unverified) and agreed to send him $3,000 to help him get out of Turkey. This, despite the loud and vehement protestations from her bank insisting she was being scammed. She was.

And finally, the guy who robbed a string of houses, leaving behind his resume in one and his cell phone in another.